Introducing “The A-Z of Balcony Jumping” According to Patrick D. Murphy
A- A is for ‘ANKLES’; Usage: ‘Ankles come in very handy for walking and standing.’
B- B is for ‘BALCONY’; Usage: ‘Do not jump off a balcony, especially if it’s too high!’
C- C is for ‘CANKLE’; Usage: ‘You get savage cankles when you jump off balconies!’
D- D is for ‘DUNCE’; Usage: ‘Patrick Murphy is some dunce for jumping off a balcony and not looking before he jumped, which resulted in broken ankles and therefore cankles!’
E- E is for ‘EMERGENCY ROOM’; Usage: “Quick call